So... on the list of things that completely irk me.... these are some the top ones
1. People calling me by name, in conversation or not, when I am the only one around they are speaking to. For example, my mother saying to me while sitting in the same room, watching tv, while no one else is home "Maggie, did you get your mail?". Kill yourself.
2. When i'm waitressing, people ignoring me when I approach their table. Do you want your fucking drinks/ food or not?
3. Door knobs.... they are gross... wash your hands... and use lysol... a lot
4. people that don't drink coffee... are you so chipper in the morning that you don't need caffeine? you can kill yourself too
5. Banks that don't deposit checks till like 4 days later.... WHAT do you do all day?
6. bad tippers.... people... give 20%... don't be cheap, I'm poor and I can do it, so why can't you mister business man or mother planning the PTA bake sale?
7. Rudeness... just don't do it, it makes me feel bad and ruins my day... Don't take your shit out on me.
8. Credit cards.... this was a bad idea... and stop calling me for god sakes, its not like i forgot to pay you ok? i just don't have the money!
9. George W. Bush and bad politicians.... just because you have money doesn't mean that you can lie to people... because the dumb ones actually do... and we have a lot of dumb people in this country... Sorry, but it's true, if you disagree... you're dumb
10. Bad drivers... who the hell taught you to drive? we drive on the right side... and we use turn signals... it's not rocket science