mad libs fun

12/17/2007

mad libs fun

So, this is what I did last night:

One of the misunderstood things about Christmas is being able to pick out naggy presents to give to your pussies and relatives. But it's a problem because you don't want to go give someone an ice when they really wanted a rosemary. These are some smelly gift ideas. I bet your mother would like a new electric rug she could use to scram her vegetables or clean the tata in the bedroom. If your father likes to slide, he could use a new set of drinks. Or a carolina blue all wool bra while he is playing moving. If you want to get Santa clause a present, she needs a sports plastic bag designed by Alex Trebeck. And Jim needs some hiccups to keep his leg warm. But no matter what you give, remember it is the weed behind the gift that counts.